FIGHT FOR YOUR DREAMS
-Doctor: Welcome Sr. Tell me why are you here please?
-Will: Yeah… Well, I mean… eyes… my eyes… oh, shit!
-Doctor: Keep calm man, it's ok. What's going on with your eyes?
-Will: I DON'T LIKE THEM!
-Doctor: Oh yes! If you don't feel comfortable with your concealer we can fix it putting some Botox, doing surgery, pushing up your eyebrows…
-Will: Well, that's not what I …
-Doctor: Or we can also do that your eyes seem bigger…
-Will: Shut up for a fucking minute… please Sr!
What I was thinking of is the possibility to change the colour of them. I mean it's simple, just fix the fucking shit colour.
-Doctor: Oh that's not that simple. Here we just do plastic surgery, you should go to an oculist. The only possibility we can offer you is to use…
-Will: …Yeah, yeah… ok… so goodbye, I will do it by my own.
-Doctor: Hey man! Don't speak me like this… what I was trying to say is that I don't want to change your eyes because… they are beautiful!
(Will gets up and comes closer to the doctor)
-Will: Your eyes are beautiful too.
(Doctor gets closer… and when he is trying to kiss him, Will pull up the eye of the Doctor and shout)
-Will: Uahahahhaha, fuck you eff, go to the hell, now I have what I want.
-Doctor: Ahhhhh!!! ARE YOU CRAZY?! WTF!
-Will: Uahahah, since I was little my biggest dream was to see the world with another perspective and the only way to accomplish it is having diferents eyes.
(The nurse opens the door and falls because of a blood puddle.)
-Nurse: OMG! W… Wh... Whatttt??? Who are you? I’m going to call the police if…
-Will: Shut up or I’m going to kill you mucky
(The Nurse starts to cry)
-Will: Ok, Ok relax. I’m a good person I just wanted a new pair of eyes to have a better understanding about the world, so I pulled up the doctor’s eyes.
-Nurse: But… but your consultation was to change the color of your eyes, not to kill the DOCTOR!!! I’m going to call the police, wait here
-Will: Please no, It was an accident.
-Nure: How dare you to say that if you just told me your real intention.
( The Nurse stands up and goes to call the police, but when she is opening the door, the nurse breaks the door’s handle and this falls on the floor)
-Cris: Stand by to shoot! Headsets for the director. Three, two, one, off we go! ROLL!!
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